The Executive Headhunt Trophy™

A cast statuette, 22cm, matte black. The base reads "Against All Reasonable Timelines." For the search that took four rounds, two salary renegotiations, a counter-offer, and a start date that moved twice. The kind of close that no dashboard captures and no one outside the function fully understands. No one else will give you this. So you give it to yourself.

• One statuette, 22cm
• Engraving included
• A small card reading "well done," because someone should say it