About the Store
We make products that do not exist. For problems that absolutely do.
None of these products are real. The Anti-Ghosting Candle does not ship. The Deadline Hourglass is not available in any shop. The Brief Interpreter™ is a fictional object.
Everything else about the recruitment industry is, unfortunately, completely accurate.
We built this store because satire is the most honest form of market research. If everyone laughs at the same thing, there is a real problem behind the joke. And in recruitment, everyone laughs at the same things.
This store is a concept by sympl, a recruitment marketing platform that launches job campaigns across Google, Facebook, Instagram, and more in minutes, not days.
No agencies. No briefing cycles. No feedback that takes three weeks to arrive. Just candidates, showing up.
See how sympl works →Trusted by 100+ recruitment teams
Honesty over polish. If your hiring process is broken, a candle won't fix it.
Tools over rituals. The right platform removes the 40 minutes of manual work, not just the guilt about it.
Speed over ceremony. Candidates are comparing three offers. Time is the one thing you can't buy back.
Explore the products for fun. Then visit gosympl.com to see what modern recruitment marketing actually looks like.