Watch the days drift by, one grain at a time. Flip it once for 'briefing,' again for 'approval,' and once more for 'final approval that isn't actually final.' Each turn reminds you that ASAP means something entirely different to everyone involved.
Place it on your desk whenever someone says 'we'll launch next week.' Then flip, sigh, repeat.
Part of The Waiting Room Collection, tools for recruiters stuck in the eternal loop of approvals, briefings, and meetings about meetings.