The Anti-Ghosting Candle™
€39
Because silence has never smelled so hopeful.
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Product Details +
Light this candle to summon the spirits of candidates who once said they were 'super interested.' Its warm scent of False Hope Amber lingers for up to 14 days, or until they finally reply, whichever comes first.
- Hand-poured soy wax
- Wick of pure optimism
- Reusable glass jar for storing unanswered messages
How to Use +
Ignite during full moons, long weekends, or immediately after sending that 'Just checking in 😊' email. If the candle doesn't work, there is software for the part before this, gosympl.com.
Collection +
Part of The Quiet Zone, tools for the deafening silence of candidate ghosting.
