The CV Bullshit Detector™
€29
For the phrases that sound like a qualification and aren't.
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Product Details +
A pen that changes colour on contact with the lines that read as professional until you ask what they mean. "Strong stakeholder management." "Comfortable in ambiguity." "Strategic thinker." "Entrepreneurial mindset at scale." Not the obvious clichés everyone already mocks, but the ones that pass the first read and collapse in the interview. It will need refilling. The ink is red and the candidates have all been on the same course.
- One detector pen
- One refill cartridge
- A reference card of twenty-two phrases that mean less than they look
How to Use +
Run slowly across the profile. Pause when the colour shifts. Prepare a follow-up question for each pause.
Collection +
Part of The Screening Essentials, for when the wrong candidates apply.
