A precision rubber stamp with a clean sans-serif face. It reads OVERQUALIFIED. For the candidate who has done the job, done it well, and might leave the moment something more interesting appears. Or might not. You will not get to find out, because the process decided that on their behalf before you reached the second page.
Apply once, top right, firmly. File. Wonder briefly what they would have been like.
Part of The Screening Essentials, for when the wrong candidates apply.